Mai no Yume #2
May 11, 2008I was a journalist investigating a new rumor that Michael Jackson’s song “Billie Jean” was based on a true story and that MJ actually hada hidden illegitimate child.
After a flash of inspiration, I watched an old Janet Jackson vid of her promoting stuff in Japan and concluded that…MATSUMOTO JUN IS MICHAEL JACKSON’S SECRET LOVE-CHILD.
Check the evidence:
A.) I bet MJ helped choose Jun’s first name so that his initials would also be MJ.
B.) Billie Jean was released in 1983, the year Jun was born.
AND!
C.) Janet Jackson’s legendary Utawara visit where she repeatedly tells Jun that he looks like her nephew!!!
IT’S BECAUSE HE IS YOUR NEPHEW DAMMIT.
My dream ended before the results of the DNA test were announced. XDDDDDDD
WOW my dreams are psycho. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*brains cogs working overtime*
SO ‘BILLIE JEAN’ IS AN ALIAS FOR MATSUJUN’S MOM??? SUGOI, MAI!!! YOU’RE NOT ONLY A WRITER, BUT A DARN GOOD DETECTIVE AS WELL!!!
”iyaaaaaa~”
@Oreiji: *waves frantically to the camera*
@Kamo: I THINK I’VE JUST BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH CSI.
CSI… MANY SEASONS HAVE PASSED, BUT I DIDN’T EVEN CATCH ONE!!! *weeps* I’M CURRENTLY GOING BONKERS OVER PUSHING DAISIES THOUGH…
SO WE START CALLING HIM JJ NOW??? OR JAKSUJUN??? *uses Nino as shield from the flaming Reiji*
*RIPS NINO’S WIG OFF*
I HAD A FEELING IT WAS WIG!!!!! YOU CHEATER!!!!!
*Kamo strangles Nino’s mop hair while JJ tries on Nino’s wig a couple of meters away*
OI!! CALMATE KUDASAI!
YOU’RE SCARING JAKSUJUN!
*pats wigged Jun cowering in corner*
*escaping from the chaos that is Nino and Reiji*
Here, Jaksujun!!! The pants go with the wig!!!
*rips Aiba’s pants off and hands them over to a HAPPY JJ*
Here, Maiba!!! *hands a pants-less Aiba over*
*RIPS MATSUJUNS PANTS OFF*
*RIPS NINO’S PANTS OFF JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT*
*PUTS OHNO IN THE SAME ROOM*
WTFFFF
WHEN DID MY BLOG TURN INTO A PORNSITE
*somehow steals a shirtless Sho from Tashii and shoves him inside the same room*
Now, how to get Cook here… *laughing diabolically as she disappears*
KAMO I LOVE YOU YOU’RE SO FUNNY XDDDDDDDDDDD
COZ I’M DEPRESSED!!!!! KHTV AND TVU SPAZZES ON ARASHI SHOWS AND I CAN’T WATCH ANYTHING!!!!!!!
AND MY CB ONLY DOWNLOADS IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!
WHAT FREAKIN’ CONSPIRACY IS THIS??????????????
*shaves Jun’s eyebrows in frustration only to find out it grew back again in 3 seconds*
“Micheal, YOU ARE THE FATHER”
“Hee heee!!” *Moonwalks off stage
THAT WAS *NOT* FUNNY KAMO-CHAN. YOU KNOW HOW PARANOID JUNPON GETS ABOUT HIS EYEBROWS…
*GOES LAUGH IN A CORNER WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE HER*
BUT IT GREW BACK!!!
SO EVERYTHING IS FINE AND FAB AGAIN!!!
*offers Reiji a huge bowl of yummy ramen but is still snickering*
*VATOSHICUUM SUCKS THE RAMEN BEFORE REIJI CAN EVEN TASTE IT*
YOU CUTE, LITTLE…
*pinches Ohno’s cheeks first before dumping him into the violet washing/shredding machine*
THERE, THERE REIJI… HAVE SOME PRESERVED PLUMS INSTEAD… *bricks Jun before he can even approach*
PLUMS!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE…
*PLUMS MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR TOO*
DON’T YOU DARE GIVE ME A DS GAME…
NO I WON’T GIVE YOU A DS BECAUSE I SHREDDED IT ALREADY…
I’LL GIVE YOU FRIED CHICKEN INSTEAD BECAUSE AIBA IS WILLING TO SHARE!!!!!
HEY! STOP DEPRIVING MY HUSBAND OF HIS LUNCH.
HE WILL STARVE AND START HIS INCESSANT COMPLAINING.
(Not that I mind cause it’ll give me a good chance to gag him…)
OKAY STEAL HIS KARAGE THEN!!!
wow. i thought your post was funny, then i start reading the comments! LOL!!